Monday, 3 December 2012

cold blooded ladybugs

 I learnt that ladybugs are cold blooded preditors, comsuming three times there body weight in a day, the highest of any ''bug '' speices...freaks
So anyway, this nice lady called Caroline who works with my supa fly husband wanted ladybug nails...
Here they are, get ready to be a preditor of vegitation mother fuckers.


You will need the following...

Revlon pearl in matt finish, white tip polish, 2 true pillar box red, red, black and white nail art pens or fine brushes for the same colours...

Bang, i has paint bitches...
so cake on some white and top with your nice pearl matt paint for a little more sexy time, pearls make us think of mermaids which is important for a strong sex life.

Take your red nail art pen and make medium red dots speradically on the nails, aim for no more that 3 in order to have the room for there little clood blooded killing faces...



 Do a smaller black dot half over the red ones for there faces and detail your lady bug with spots and eyes.

When doing the smaller dots for detail, let the pen do the talking, no squeezing needed, this will allow for a tiny amount of paint to come through giving you a more wholesome lady bug...lets eat lettace and review...



and their, tiny vegtable gourgin insects for your fancy...the study of lady bugs is called coccinellidae, the more you know motherfuckers...



next time asian midget eating pandas...

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