suck my gradient

gradients are the shit ...nuff said, so lets learn...

simply take 4 shades of one color, any that you want i find blue works best, making sure that they are not to similar.

paint the lightest shade on first, then with the next shade, paint a little on the corner and about a millimeter above the first color begin to dab on until l they fade into one another.
repeat with all the colors until you reach the tip of the nail.

I find this works best if the nail polish is still a little wet, that way you can get a better blend.

I then use a thick glitter over the top to make it look like a galaxy of stars, this looks the shit on the blue and purple ones...boom

This pic is from blogger ''simply polished''

Seeing as I work at Claire's i get shit loads of nail polish on the cheap, these are the shit for this look cos the glitter is supa thick! get down bitches.

Again as always i recommend Rimmel super wear top coat to seal all this paint to your little finger tips, 

cherry crush

anything with cherries on is hot...FACT, this is becasue cherries make us think of virgins and popping there cherry and so bonar time!
so with that in order let us commence with these poppin cherry nail designs bitches.
Real simple but look fucking hot, all you need is white nail polish, french manacure paint will do fine, and red and green nail pens or again a fine brush if you taint got no pens and some sick ass top coat!

commence.....

get a nice even coat of white all of your slender pianist fingers and leave to dry, take your red nail art pen, or paint, i use a pillar box red in order to get a bright contrast against the white.
place two dots side by side and swirl outwards to make big fat berries.

now you got that down, add the stems using a leaf green, erect two lines from each of the berries and meet them in the middle adding a little leaf on the top, see below incase you dont know what a cherry looks like, yeah i cater for the thick here...

sweet, now your ready to go out and pop some cherries, i recomend the olsen twins but I think its to late...shame

burberry is the new black

So if your like me and you like to confuse people who assume that we must all look and conduct ourselves in a certain way then these nails maybe for you, depending on how you have been conducting yourself prior to reading this blog, n e way, i like punk and hip hop and graff and shiz so people dont expect to see me rocking the burberry and juicy courture but fuck you my dog fits in my handbang and im happy with that.

so for this your gonna need some time, cos its long to do, gold nail polish, top coat, and red, black and white nail art pens, If u dont have nail art pens for this design you can use the above colors with a fine tipped brush.

Begin...
cake on the gold, i mix mine with a little tan paint to make it nice and bold,use a fine brush or pen do like an upside down cross in white in the courner side of the nail...let this dry, this is why this design requires time...hella amounts of drying to be done, i would blow dry em but my pug freaks the fuck out every time i bring out the hair dryer...im like fuck this aint worth the pain it causes his fragile mind.

im using 17 super fast drying nail poish in burnt gold, fast drying paint helps for this design.

using the fine brush in your nail art pen, or you fine paint brush dipped in nail polish out line the white in black and do a line down the center, again creating a upside down cross look, omen fans be pleased, but resist throwing your nannies out of the window.

not now bitch we are doing our nails...fucking bossy omen kids and there upside crosses...

finally create another cross in red, this time christain way up on the adjasent side and allow to dry before top coating as to aviod streaking.


enjoy friends...

summer is over but my nails represent...

I hate summer cos its fucking lame and you have to sweat against your will, bitch i dont have time to sweat, i only have time for air conditioning and fucking hoes...but if you do like summer and tripping up in your flip flops then these nails are for you.
they are stupidly easy, you need a good berry red, bright yellow and green and of course a powerful top coat...

touch my fruit love, paint your first coat of berry red, im using 2true from Superdrug, cake it on, make it nice and red...like fruit bitches.

then add your green, im using nail art pens to do nearly all of my designs, lets get that down first, do simple spiked lines and fill covering the top quater of the nail, these are your sexy leaves...

using the bright yellow, make small poker dots over the red sectin then flick upward either using the pen or a needle to create the look of the seeds... and boom your done top coat the shit outta it and your ready to roll.
I have a fav top coat that i use on all my nail designs and its super wear look by rimmel, this stuff is the shit and come fulley recomended if you love glossy wet look nails...

reasons and mentalities.....

so people may just think that I am a super fly graffiti artist/phototgrapher, but whoa hold on there judgmental but correct fools, I am also a lady, boobs, and like alot of ladies i like to look fucking good, wearing shit hot make up and having fly nails.
so wanting to look good in combination with being a super artist equals nail art and make up skills.
So after fucking years of people asking me how i do my face paint, how i do my nails, I thought i would put together a blog in order to eridicate people asking me questions, and if they do, bam just give them the address of this blog as i gallop away on a massive shire horse killing people with my dimond encrusted long sword...mother fucker.
so heres my shit, bon my friends...