aw fuck...another year...

Yeah Yeah I know, fucking new years eve woah, whatever,.
In honesty I dont mind new years eve, basically you ge to party and have a blast if you ignore all the gay count down bit at midnight!
So of course I have some party nails for tonight, nothing fancy just it matched my colour scheme for my out fit...

you need...

Black polish
Pearl light blue nail pen/brush
Glitter top coat...Im usinf OPI ''her majesty service''
top coat

Deago is ready and so am I so lets begin...

With the OPI paint, in fact all glitter top coats its best to have a base color, Im using black cos its nice and slutty then generously layering on the glitter.

Once dry paint a smaill trinagle at the base of the nail in your pastel blue colour...

top coat and boom...slut it up...

Simple yet hot, May add a silver out line to the triagne to break it away from the back colour but not sure yet...
What were your New years designs???

Wear these to fiscal hearings, veiwings of the exorcist in HD and new years box socials...

loosing my marbles...

Hello everyone in bloggin land, hope you all had an awesome xmas and are looking forward to a great new year!
So for xmas I ended up doing some water marbling designs in candy cane colours...
I have been avoiding doing water marbling for ages basically because i couldn't be bothered with all the preparation that has to go in...

But I maned up to the challenge and here are my candy cane nails...

You will need...

Cup of water
red and white polish
cocktail sticks
tape
top coat

So first tape up the  nails that you want to marble, leaving the nail exposed...

Take a few drops of the colours and one by one drop them into the center of the water...

Mix together with your cocktail stick and make your desired patterns, don't stir to hard, lightly drag he stick along the surface of the paint...

Dip you finger into the cup like so...

as you remove you finger be sure to clear away the rest of the nail polish that may be on the surface of the water with the stick.

remove tape and top coat ...done deal

Now this will look amazing the more you try, this is my first attempt and the look lame compared to others I have seen on the net, but first time for everything, I have done blue ones since and they look alot better!

If you have time and patience then this design is for you, as for me I'd rather be partying lol!

O.P.I gifts and giving...

Last blog before the holidays fall upon us, but mine have come early!!!

My mom gave me my Xmas gifts the other day due to us not spending Xmas together, and of course it was all OPI gifts!
Now I cant afford OPI cos I live in the real world and broke as fuck, and so living within my means ...means no fancy polish.
I got the 007 Sky fall collection featuring...
casino royal
The living daylights
On her Majesty's secret service
and
You only live twice.

As well as this I got the OPI cuticle oil and Instant dry drops, which I haven't got round to using yet!



So lts have a little nail Art and some OPI...

I'm using Casino royal and Rio gold nail pen.

Paint your nails in said colour and wait to dry...
Masking tape off the lower half of the nail with nail strips or masking tape if your poor and normal like me...

Paint in the gaps with gold and gently remove...

These are similar to the half moons but a little more modern...

Well everyone have an awesome Xmas and make sure you get some saucy nail art over the season and lots of nail related gifts like I did!!!!

fucking sweet

stripping naked...

Continuing on with our Xmas theme I have devised these little mother truckers for your observation!

Again I am avoiding the obvious Xmas nails, involving trees and holly but these have that candy cane feel!

you will need

Red polish, In two shades a dark and a standard

White polish

Gel coat or top coat.

Once again Deago is here to help me choose the right colours, hes such a ladies man...

Paint your nail white first don't worry to much about make the tops neat since they are gonna get coated in some erotic red in a mo...

Now I don't use any tape to make my lines straight, I just use power of skill But if your not confident with your steady hand time you an always wait for the white to dry and tape the line on.

then repeat again with a darker colour for the top, leaving a few MM in between each colour.

Voila, it should end up something like this...or not if your not paying attention... hey I forgive you

Wear these to candy cane conventions...

Christmas... I just thought it was some dudes birthday!!!

Yo nail loving people... sorry for the lack of posts today I have been working and spending dollars on nail polish and shit.
So the web is awash with xmas designs and I gonna pull out some crazy ones over the weekend but for work today I had limited time so I did something real simple and festive!.

You will need....

two shades of green polish [light and dark]
A berry red
Top coat [ Gels are the best but u already know that]
your nail pens or brushes, whatever is best...

LETS GET READY TO GOSPEL...

Deago is all ready to do his nails like a pimp!

Paint your darker green on first, get a nice even coat!

then using your nail art pen or brush use the lighter green and do frill like lines in the top corner of the nail, think 1950 bra kinda frill...sexy

Outline with your red  or you could use white as well, both are equally as Xmases and lame!

and there you are, simple Xmas nails, that in honesty could be used at any time of the year but u know... Xmas and all that jazz

stamping sessions!

So I brought on of the stamping kits last night from Clair's, I have seen them all over the Internet and I thought I should give this a bash.
I'm not keen on sticker nail art and prints but hese looked like I could work my own style into them.
They take alot of Practise to get right and alot of patience.

Today my pug Deago wanted to get involved so his little face is here to say hello!!!!

I got the set with lots of bows, hearts and birds designs on the stamps, I think you can buy the wheels separate so I can build up alot of designs.

In a nut Shell all you do is paint the design on the wheel, scrape off the excess paint, press on the stamp and press on your nail.

Sounds simple but its messy and annoying...ergh

But looks sexy when you get it right, plus you feel all warm and good inside which is quickly replaced by rage when the next nail goes wrong...fuck you stamp wheel.

I shall get better and then wow you with my mad skills bitches!

The only way is up...

Horrifically its Christmas, which means I'm working every hour under the sun, which pains me but is a relief for my bank!
So I'm trying to keep up to blogging around three times a week during this busy period, and yes I shall be doing some awesome xmas designs soon.
But today is all about Aviation.
I am learning about Howard Hughes as we speak, OCD sufferer, plane enthusiast, movie maker and all round keen guy!
so these are for you Howard, keep cleaning those steering wheels...show me all the blue prints

I'm using, pastel blue from Clair's, 2true black, navy blue nail art pen and Voila white tip polish!

If your feeling fancy, start with a simple pale blue and white gradient look, [REF GRADIENTS] then simply use the fine brush on the dark blue nail pen and create triangles in the centre of the nail.

You can use any colours for this look, another great style is orange undercoat with black top coats, its a classic style that can be versatile and quick!

Saucy Saucy times, I may convert these into xmas trees for some festive lust, even though we all know I hate the Christmas holidays, why has Jesus got to have such a big birthday? wheres my global celebration I ask thee...

more from the gold rush...

Feeling a little down today so wont be putting up a full tutorial, but if you have been following my blog you will have noticed my increased addiction the blue/gold combinations!

I'm using a RIO gold nail art pen, I fond with some gold polished they come out a little too brassy and don't have the same pop as gold flakes etc.
The RIO gold, is bright and pops! and keeps amazing colour without fading.
I used this over my favourite 2true nail polish, in shade 54.

Once again I'm bragging about Clair's gel top coats which they have just released at a cool £2.25, which is amazing compared to some of the prices of other gel polishes out there.

Half moons are pretty obvious how to do, so I wont explain, another great look is to do a top coat and leave the half moon bare, revealing a little of your natural nail, simple and glamorous!

thank you to every one who has been checking out the blog, I'm getting more and more page views every day!
will try to keep posting as much as i can, comments and emails always welcome x x x sora

Gold rush...

So I have heard that gold flake nail polish is all the rage, and sure it looks good but its not something that I can afford, nor has it come out in high street stores yet.
So if you want that gold rush look I have found that the splatter technique that I showed you in the last blog works great for this.

Once again I have lusted over the 2true, midnight blue colour and used it as a nice base colour.
Any strong deep colour can be used, reds, blues, blacks etc but I love blue/gold combos so you know its my blog and I will do what I want!

Above is a burnished gold from Clairs...

My husband has ordered me some strips of Ebay so I shall as requested by some of my friends, be putting up some way lush candy cane designs.
I fucking hate candy canes but u know, tis the season and all... I don't believe mint  canes should grow on trees buts its not the only confusing tradition that the Christmas season brings us.

Wear these to christmas craft events, cooking baing sessions and mulled wine tasting

Straws, splats and heart attacks

Once in a while we all like to revert to our childish ways and throw some paint around...
This nail design certainly allows us to digress and be at one with our inner child, so let us create a mess and gather the follwing items like a lady bird building a nest of creativity...

Masking tape
Straws
White polish and three choice colours in a certain shade, this time I'm using pinks.

White up those nails so it looks like you have been stroking the seasonal snow and tape the finger, leaving only the nail in order to protect your lady skin from the berragment of polish coming its way...

Bon...

Nice, now take a straw and dip the end into coloured polish and blow HARD... about 3 inches away from your nail...

Continue with all the colours until it looks like the above...saucy.

remove tape and clear up any polish that may have got onto your finger.
Top coat with a nice gel or super wear and your good to go...

Suitable for paintballing, jackson pollarck shows and play dates with toddlers...

blues and twos...

Got myself another 2true polish the other day, midnight blue!
As I have always stated cheap polish dosent always mean that its of poor quality, in fact often they work out better.
2 true is one of those and so I gobble them up whenever I can, yet if I digested them for real this may pose problems concerning ...living.

Heres shade 14, midnight blue for you to gaze upon...

Pow...smooth.
Combo this little number up with some lighter shades and you can get some sick designs going on.
See below for my absract amazment to blow you artistic minds!!!!
Wear these designs to gallery opening, box socials and oyster festivals.

cold blooded ladybugs

 I learnt that ladybugs are cold blooded preditors, comsuming three times there body weight in a day, the highest of any ''bug '' speices...freaks
So anyway, this nice lady called Caroline who works with my supa fly husband wanted ladybug nails...
Here they are, get ready to be a preditor of vegitation mother fuckers.


You will need the following...

Revlon pearl in matt finish, white tip polish, 2 true pillar box red, red, black and white nail art pens or fine brushes for the same colours...

Bang, i has paint bitches...
so cake on some white and top with your nice pearl matt paint for a little more sexy time, pearls make us think of mermaids which is important for a strong sex life.

Take your red nail art pen and make medium red dots speradically on the nails, aim for no more that 3 in order to have the room for there little clood blooded killing faces...

 Do a smaller black dot half over the red ones for there faces and detail your lady bug with spots and eyes.

When doing the smaller dots for detail, let the pen do the talking, no squeezing needed, this will allow for a tiny amount of paint to come through giving you a more wholesome lady bug...lets eat lettace and review...

and their, tiny vegtable gourgin insects for your fancy...the study of lady bugs is called coccinellidae, the more you know motherfuckers...

next time asian midget eating pandas...

roses and camels...but without the camels

eghhhhhhhhh, yeah its true, i havent done a blog in ages, I have been busy taking on nazi strong holds and earning money...oh and being an MC  champagne billionare.
So in my absence I have been rokcing flower related nail designs cos Im such a woman and all.
I suggest these again for vigins, like our cherries ealier in the year, and women going through the menopause.
Flowers remind us of our vagins, thanks George O Keefe...

Lets consider and begin....

Use a nice pastel colour for your base, I use clairs pastle blue

get a good coat one, maybe about three layers for these colours, then taking your nail art pens or brushes, use the pastle pink and draw small circles over the nail, prob fit in about three.

Use a white polish and draw detail lines inside the pink, this creates the rose look!

If you want add a leaf, top coat and go, again I recommend Rimmel supa wear top coat, but recenlty I have been all into Clairs Gel top coat, tis the shit...



woah asia lust....

so was looking at some fruit magazines and if u dont know what that is you have no style and should be fired out of my donald trump cannon...
n e way its basically a japanese fashion street magazine, and i was having a bonar over there nails so thought i would have a bash at being supa asian fly...
this is not hard but takes time mother truckers so like be paitent.

u need, massive gems, yellow and pink paint, some white and glitter if u want to get supa asian.

yellow first..banana fingering

do a cross in pink and when wet, place your gem in the center of the cross...

like so...

out line in white with a frill effect, u can add glitter at this point if u feel it needs a little more, i did so but now am full of glitter regret...

cest bein, it should look like this...or better... supa posative asian, i juts got star power....